PLEASE DISREGARD LAST WEEK’S MESSAGE.
IT TURNS OUT THIS IS THE SAME WELL I WAS IN THE FIRST TIME I WAS TRAPPED IN A WELL.
HOWEVER, MY STANDARDS FOR LIVING DROPPED SO LOW THAT I JUST ASSUMED I HAD UPGRADED WELLS.
PLEASE STAND BY AS I ASK GARY TO HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GO FROM HERE.
P.S. THIS MEANS I HAVE NOT READ THE NEWS IN A WHILE! ESPECIALLY WHILE GARY STILL WON’T LET ME USE THE HOTSPOT. I ASSUME ALL IS WELL, THOUGH, AS GARY HAS TOLD ME THAT THE BIGGEST THING GOING ON IS JUST THAT THERE’S A MAN NAMED WALTER REED SENDING HIS HELICOPTER TO KILL THE WHITE HOUSE. GARY DOESN’T WAIT FOR ANYTHING TO LOAD SO I DON’T HAVE ANY FURTHER INTEL.
I don't trust Gary!!!! Omg this is like one of those old timey serials